|Jimmy's whims & fancy|

Test

2011-09-14T12:53:00.001+08:00

Test from iPhone...

Budget

2010-11-28T23:38:00.005+08:00

2011 budget

iPad 2

iPhone 4G/5

2014 World Cup budget

iPad 5

iPhone 8 ?

Super Ultra 3D LED LCD 42"

3D Blue-Ray

Playsation 5?

7.1 THX sound system

HAIH!

Massive budget

Taken for granted

2010-11-24T23:48:00.006+08:00

Sometimes we have this awful feelings, especially someone we didn't spoken too quite awhile suddenly appear to us...

"Hey you, how are you doing!? "

Then we felt excited for that moment with much expectation to catch up, but the fact is, he or she will...

"actually right, you know what, I need your help for this/that..."

And deep in us saying...

*so you actually said hi just because you need a favor*

Which most of us dislike.

Yes off course sometime we human just genuinely need help, we are not the totally Super D.I.Y. humans.

Sometimes in our life we will feel we are being taken for granted right?

If we humans being able to feel it's awful how our friends and love onces take us for granted.

How He feels when we did the same thing to Him?...

Kamikaze!!!

2010-11-15T09:21:00.001+08:00

Kamikaze offer @ Adidas warehouse @ Summit for RM 127.

Good deal!

Awesome!

2010-11-04T17:24:00.001+08:00

Ethical?

2010-10-31T23:20:00.002+08:00

There was a few comments when some of them realized I jailbreak the iPhone.

"that's not ethical"

Before speaking about ethical issue, how about all the illegal mp3 downloaded into your hdd from the net?

uh huh?

you be the judge =)

Coming soon iPhone 4.5 SE (Steel Edition)

2010-10-22T00:42:00.001+08:00

iLove, from husband

2010-10-21T13:41:00.010+08:00

It all began with an iPhone...

March was when my Son celebrated his 15th birthday,

and I got him an iPhone…

He just loved it.

Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July,

and my Wife made me very happy when

she bought me an iPad…

My Daughter's birthday was in August,

so I got her an iPod Touch…

She was Delighted!

September came by so for her birthday…

and I got my wife an iRon......

It was around then that the fight started......

Busy and Him

2010-10-14T11:23:00.005+08:00

Taken this picture from one of my colleague's desk.

It reminded me to include Him even during busy moment during work.

Cause most of us tend to ignore or forget about Him especially busy moment.

jailbreak!!!

2010-10-12T17:35:00.001+08:00

Coffee

2010-10-12T00:16:00.002+08:00

Especially during working hours... lol

Bite the Apple

2010-10-10T00:30:00.004+08:00

Let me get straight to the point.

Yes, I'm an iPhone freak, but only an iPhone freak.

(maybe soon in future will be Apple freak)

Some said it's not a perfect phone, because of the antenna issue.

Also recently the iPhone has this glass cracking issue.

And the list goes on and on.

Alright I'm perfectly fine with such comment or queries towards me.

But I'm not an iPhone/Apple complain or query department!

If you have doubt about iPhone, very simple, don't get it... right?

Or wait for iPhone 5, or wait and wait and wait till kingdom come.

Go get any other mobile phone which you think it's better than iPhone.

I'm perfectly fine with it & don't get any commission from every iPhone purchased.

So please, if you've slightest doubt about it, don't bother consider about iPhone.

I don't design iPhone or work in Apple =_="""

But I still love my iPhone 4!

Ego alone!!!

2010-10-09T23:17:00.004+08:00

Sometimes I wonder if a lovely couple who stick to each other 24/7, if they are separated for a short moment, I think their world will be deep down the pit.

When question such as "if your partner don't find you, will you feel boring?"

How if one of them replied, "nope, I need my time ALONE" ?

Felt as if I'm hitting towards wall very hard after receiving such answer.

Action and speech are contradicting to each other.

Confusing relationship I guess, with all the ego and kiasu-ness not to admit.

Hmm... very interesting answer but BS big time... DUH!!!

p/s: such answer qualify for MWA (Most Wonderful Answer) of Tiger Beer Book of Records 2010 awards... bravo!!!

Soon!!!

2010-10-07T18:01:00.002+08:00

Chill

2010-10-02T00:30:00.003+08:00

Enough of going 15 + - interviews...

Going crazy soon @_@...

Time to sit down...

Chill...

And end this final quarter of 2010 with style =D

She's mine finally!!!

Reality bites

2010-09-14T23:43:00.003+08:00

Got the job you wanted to do long time ago.

Went through 3 stages of interviews.

Got job offer, new company decided to buy over.

It felt as if dream came through.

BUT... there's always a but.

Time to go back, manager pass you work, not few time, it's all the time.

Public holiday, also must come work.

Saturday too.

Never mind, but during MC also have to come to work!

If didn't go work, said I'm disappointing to him.

Give my feedback, dissatisfy with manager's way of management.

Director raised his voice and said I'm accusing my manager and will SUE me if I accused him back, in fact I have apologize to my manager before hand.

Resigned and move on!

HAIH!!!

Empat segi

2010-07-25T02:04:00.003+08:00

4 Segi Watermelon

4 Segi Apple!!!

Super hero + football hero

2010-07-15T22:41:00.003+08:00

This is what happen when you bring a person deprive of from his childhood to toy store!

I GOT IT!!!

2010-07-09T00:39:00.001+08:00

Fresh from Singapore!!!

MUAHAHAHA!!! Thank you so much Denise Chan...

You the best!

OUT OF STOCK!!!

2010-07-06T23:34:00.000+08:00

So what's your plan?

2010-07-01T14:28:00.011+08:00

Sometimes some one will just come by and ask you this, "So what's your plan?".

Often take it easy and cool about it, "let see how it goes from here" or "see where God leads me" and etc...

Life seem a bit more chilling recently. I was enjoying it for quite awhile.

UNTIL... someone asked me this question again "So what's your plan?"

Suddenly it hit me so hard, realized that I'm at the cross road of my life.

Whether it's a T junction, Y junction or etc, have this strong urge in my heart its time to choose one of the path. Yes time making DECISION. Right, Left or Straight?

OH NO!!!

Fear, doubt, insecurity, negative and positive feedback, everything creeps in.

There's lots of thinking, predicting and etc going around my mind.

But deep down in my heart that's the road I wanted to take long time ago.

If I were to take this road, I've to start afresh, from ZERO!

Can I take it? Should I wait a little while more or what?

Fear the path I will take, it's from my own flesh, I might destroy my future if it's the wrong path.

But deep down, there's this strong conviction it's time to start afresh with this new path.

I guess I'm going to take that road anytime soon.

If today was your last day, tomorrow was too late, live like you're never living twice.

Because each day is a gift and not a given right.

Jimmy! Its time to step out and face the challenge in front of you in this crossroad.

A crossroad with the Cross within you, surely He knows His plan for you ahead.

The new iOS 4 Operating System.

2010-06-22T10:34:00.023+08:00

1 year ago, iOS 3 on iPhone 3Gs

& the list goes on for another 6 pages @_@"""

total of 11 pages of apps!!!

NOW introducing the new iOS 4 in iPhone 3Gs!!!

From 11 pages of apps, shrink to 4 pages with multitasking, folders, and many more awesome cool feature in iOS 4.

iOS 4 write the future of mobile phone Operating System!!!

The old has gone, now the new iOS 4 Operating System has come.

Happy Father's Day!

2010-06-20T14:39:00.008+08:00

I wish to turn back time, to give a big warm hug to my dad and wish him Happy Father's Day.

But I can't now, because he's in a better place.

For those still have the opportunity to give your dad a big warm hug, give it without hesitation, before it's too late.

Just a hug, but I'm sure it meant a lot to him =)

I miss you dad.

1 shall conquer!

2010-06-16T15:35:00.010+08:00

"iPhone killer"

iPhone 4

The world is watching

2010-06-11T14:55:00.003+08:00

KAKIBOLA (Football)

World Cup 2010, woot!

Happy Mother's Day

2010-05-09T01:33:00.002+08:00

Dearest Mom,
I don't say much, but this I have to say,

I love you.

By you & from you,
Truly yours,
Son

Dear Wife/ Sweetheart/Girl Friend/ Partner

2010-05-05T14:11:00.013+08:00

1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out off your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6amm, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time"". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement"" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with m e to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game ; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse too "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Manny times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a) I will not go,

b) I will not go, and

c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FAA Cup, Euro Cup, etc.

P/S: By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police or AA.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Neighbour

2010-04-29T17:46:00.005+08:00

For those who read the previous blog and yet to read it, yes it's harsh.

But that's the truth I have to speak out.

Been facing their irritating attitude since i was young.

Off course if my dad is still around here I wouldn't care much about it.

I pity my neighbor's children.
It was few years back, I was having a BBQ party at my house with high school mate. It was the 1st and only time I had a gathering at my home, about 10 of us came by and just have chit chat some bbq to celebrate our new year eve.

Guess what, the following few days after the gathering, that nuisance aunty and sadly the daugther too, came out and "advice" my mom, "do you know your son have bbq party that day, we actually can report it to MPSJ and issue you a summon because it's consider an illegal gathering? My daugther STUDY LAW, she know everything about law."

WHAT!!!
Is that a threat?
having bbq party is an illegal gathering?
probably they think we're having some politic gathering.
That's must be a joke.

WOW your daugther STUDY LAW???
BIG DEAL!!!
Talk talk talk, advice advice advice, but at the end they a.k.a mindless adults around the neighborhood.

Anybody wanna have bbq party again at my place? Probably this time their whole family will come out, and video cam our ILLEGAL gathering and summon us.

I think this time the will buy HD Video Cam & burn into Blue Ray DVD. =)
Such and AWESOMELY-FRIENDLY neighbour right?

Sigh... so pls... if you guys can't live at a terrace house, so busy body wanna put some notes la, threaten us la... kindly shift to a banglow with a huge few acre field all for yourself to run around like MPSJ running track.

Neighbors now days are so inconsiderate everything is about them them & them!

If there are something you dislike or uncomfortable, lets talk about it and see how we can help each other.

Not putting notes on people cars acting like a coward kids don't dare to talk it out.

Not damaging people property with your childish act especially an adult who has a family.

I can list the whole thing down here, but I'm tired of all this.

I don't usually blog so much, but yes this have to be seen to public and such neighbor are just full time cowards.

If you neighbors trying to give some 'threatening advice', please swallow it back and digest it.

Think twice before vomit out your advice.

You give me a note, I'll give your back the same paper back with more notes.

You give me NONSENSE advice, I'll give your more sensible advice.

Just standing my ground.

Total Nuisance

2010-04-25T21:20:00.008+08:00

Note to all: mind the frustration:

1st of all, I have a totally freaking nonsense neighbor.
They stay on my left side, house No 23, USJ3/4E.
That old crazy aunty, often find trouble with us. in the past.
The recent was last year, now is her husband...
That mindless uncle push down our cloth hanger & it landed on the car bumper and it has a deep scratch.
Went and spoke to him, he keep saying our cloth hanger go over board his wall.

WTH, when I look at it didn't even cross 1/4 of wall.
Nvm, that house got so CANGGIH video camera.
Not 1 but 2 some more!!!

Then I ask, "UNCLE SINCE YOUR HOUSE SO HIGH TECH, BURN THE VIDEO INTO CD LET US HAVE A LOOK LARH!!!"
He Speechless.

Next he said our the cloth hanger we hang our undergarments, not good for his "god alter".
Facing the "gods".

DUH cloth hanger not only hang cloth lar!!!
You expect us to hang inside ar???
You want us buy a special undergarments hanger for us, just because it's a cloth hanger???

He said, "Please advice your mom to hang cloth on the other side, but not on my wall"

BRAINLESS uncle since when that wall is divided to YOUR WALL & MY WALL ar?

I said, "EXCUSE ME, pls mind your own business, this area is my house, don't advice me what should I do or not"

He said, "last time your dad will agree with us what to do"

I said, "HELLO!!! that's my dad, now I'm in charge of this house, I'm not my dad. So now the car kena scratch d, how uncle??? Every each time you and your wife does did again in the future, you think I got so much time go fix the car ar???"

He said, "Nvm you go fix, pass the receipt, I will pay for the damage"

I said, "Excuse me, you think got money very big ar??? PAY PAY PAY, you give me 100k la... TALK SO MUCH!!! Uncle all this while I don't respect your wife but now, you are an ADULT, but still you did such CHILDISH act, I've no respect for you anymore too!!!"

Own family can't take care yourself, konon want to advice me what to do this and that!

Buzz off la both nuisance uncle and aunty!!!

Thank goodness now they keep quiet d!

And another neighbor, on my right, No 19, USJ3/4E.
Not as crazy as the previous, but still nuisance,

Recently he left a note on my car:
"Pls park at your own boundary!!!"

I am so gonna reply back:
"Thank you for the note. Please go to MPSJ reserve your boundary!!!"

Gosh... I know we should love our neighbor as our self...
Oh man this is too much... so frustrating...

TOTALLY OVERLY NUISANCE NEIGHBORS.
GO STAY AT BIG BANGLOW LARH!!!
Then all the land front back left right is all yours.
Don't need so kecoh!

Read

2010-04-22T23:42:00.001+08:00

I can't read you

Many many many friends

2010-03-29T09:54:00.005+08:00

This what happen when you have to many friends... hehe

Elegant

2010-03-07T23:34:00.002+08:00

http://www.alaricemusic.com/

Without God

2010-03-04T07:30:00.002+08:00

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,
Mournday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Fightday,
and Shatterday.

Remember, seven days WITHOUT GOD makes one WEAK!!

WOH!!!

2010-01-18T17:40:00.005+08:00

WOH... I always thought it will take quite sometime for me to spot this number plate on the road...

Discovered it nearby my office... didn't expect to see it so soon O_O"....

The most ganas number plate...

Confuse?

2010-01-16T22:09:00.001+08:00

Hmm very interesting...

Alarh!!!

2010-01-09T00:58:00.001+08:00

Fail

2010-01-09T00:51:00.003+08:00

1Malaysia policy, certify fail.

STICKy tattoo?

2010-01-07T01:39:00.001+08:00

Welcome

2010-01-01T03:09:00.001+08:00

Please welcome 2010 ladies and gentlemen!!!

Formula 1 King is back!!!

2009-12-23T14:58:00.005+08:00

FRANKFURT (AP) - Former Formula One world champion Michael Schumacher has reportedly signed a one-year deal to drive for Mercedes in 2010.

On Monday Mercedes announced that Malaysian state oil and gas company Petronas will be title sponsor of the Mercedes Formula One team next season, Mercedes announced yesterday

On Wednesday German newspaper Bild said that Schumacher, the seven-time champion, who retired in 2006, signed the deal at the team's offices in Brackley, England, on Tuesday.

Schumacher, a former Ferrari driver, has been heavily linked with a move to the former Brawn GP team, which won last year's drivers' and constructors' titles.

The 40-year-old German driver attempted a brief return in August to replace injured Ferrari driver Felipe Massa but a serious neck injury kept him from driving.

- thestar.com.my -

Update update update

2009-12-07T15:59:00.003+08:00

It's December, 2010 is coming soon
2 more years to 2012? 10 more years to vision 2020?

Whatever it's will try blog as much as I can.
I know the blog it's currently "close" or dead.

So yeah...
I will (or try to) be back.

Cheers,
Jimmy

Old friend

2009-10-19T16:48:00.005+08:00

Saw this on my colleague's desk...

First I was dying to finish my high school and start college,

And when I was dying to finish college and start working,

Then I was dying to marry and have children,

And then I was dying for my children to grow old enough so i could go back to work,

But then I was dying to retire,

And now I'm dying.

And suddenly I realized I forgot to live.

Please don't let this happen to you.
Appreciate your current situation and enjoy each day.

-Your friend-

2009-10-13T23:38:00.000+08:00

Houston, kita ada masalah!

2009-09-18T00:23:00.004+08:00

Before & after

2009-08-10T00:22:00.001+08:00

Desperate

2009-08-03T22:53:00.003+08:00

Akibat overwork... in need of ample of food during lunch time...

By the way, she's mine finally...
iPhone 3GS ...
iPhone Giler Giler Giler Sexy!!!

I'm a happy man =)

Woman stabs hubby for coming home late

2009-07-22T08:02:00.002+08:00

Thank God I'm still a single MU fans =\

Tuesday July 21, 2009
Woman stabs hubby for coming home late
Other News & Views

A WIFE stabbed her husband in a rage after he came home late from the friendly match between Manchester United and the Malaysian team on Saturday, reported Harian Metro.

The husband had initially promised his wife to be home by around 7pm after the match, but he only came back at 2am.

As soon as he came home, the 20 something couple, began arguing.

It is understood that the wife stabbed her husband in the chest with a vegetable knife after she could no longer control her temper.

However, she panicked on seeing her husband convered in blood and quickly sent him to the hospital.

Police have detained the wife and seized the weapon.

Ampang OCPD Asst Comm Abd Jalil Hassan said the 26-year-old self-employed victim was currently in critical condition.

“The woman claims she was provoked by her husband coming home late,” he said.

Dejavu

2009-07-08T20:28:00.002+08:00

I've been here before...

AWESOMELY SUPERB!!!

2009-06-26T17:39:00.003+08:00

Which phase are you?

2009-06-18T20:35:00.011+08:00

Phase 1: You are listening to jazz
Your first day at work is great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is cute, you love your boss, and your President is the best!

Phase 2: You are listening to pop music
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

Phase 3: You are listening to heavy metal
This is what happens after about SIX Months!

Phase 4: You are listening to hip hop
You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do. You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your fellow co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.

Phase 5: You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase 6: You are listening to the voices in your head!!!
You have locked the office door to keep people out, you wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY did I come to work today!

Guess I'm at Phase 6!!!

Keeps you

2009-06-13T12:14:00.002+08:00

Happiness keeps you sweet,
Trials keeps you strong,
Sorrow keeps you human,
Failure keeps you humble,
Success keeps you glowing,
But only God keeps you going!!!

Advert

2009-06-09T23:18:00.004+08:00

GOSH!!!
Beauty beyond perfection... I want her!!!

Signature

2009-06-04T21:23:00.013+08:00

After Sunday service in Church...

Jo Leen: Eh show you something...

Jimmy: *Blurry and sleepy~~~ zzZzzz* Yes?

Jo Leen: Nah...

Jimmy:
(-_-) zZzZ ---> (-_o) ---> (o_-) ---> (o_o) ---> (o_O) --->(O_o) --->(O_O)!!!!!

Look nearer with disbelieve!!!

WAH AWESOME!!!
Real signature from both BMW F1 drivers
Nick Heidfeld & Rober Kubica

Even tho it's not Ferrari F1 team...
Still my second favourite BMW F1 team...

My Precious!!!

Hehe... Thanks lots Jo Leen!!!

Click---> Jesus saves

2009-05-21T20:11:00.004+08:00

Jesus is like a software...

He [Enters] your life,

[Scans] your problems,

[Edits] your tension,

[Download] solutions,

[Deletes] your worries,

& [SAVES] you!!!

Eternal youth

2009-05-18T19:10:00.006+08:00

Once upon a time... Jimmy the young went out for lunch after Church.

So ah... he reach the makan place... sit down order one cup of Chinese tea (cheapest drink during financial crisis)...

Then ah...decided to walk around to see look see look what food to order...

So ah... I saw this one(wan) tan mee stall...

While I approach towards the stall...

There's this young girl... probably around 15 ?

She approached me... and asked...

"Uncle ni yau che se mok" (pak cik ape lu mau makan) ...

=_="""

The end of my eternal youth... T_T

Lovely

2009-05-10T22:53:00.004+08:00

Kuasa!!!

Yui - Again

2009-05-02T18:49:00.016+08:00

Girls with guitar...Sweet! =)

Genius

2009-04-27T00:08:00.000+08:00

http://en.akinator.com/

Debt....

2009-04-22T00:20:00.015+08:00

One day in the month of March...

Found a 'lost' parking ticket in Pyramid,
so... the most kind hearted Jimmy picked it up...

on 9th March 2009, 1939 hour...
After a month +...

Kind hearted Jimmy decided to slot the ticket to it's "home"...
BUT...

the ticket hutang Sunway Pyramid RM283!!!

Now I'm in "debt" with Sunway Pyramid Corp...

Ticket oh ticket...

Technical Support

2009-04-14T20:21:00.002+08:00

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Female customer: A white one...

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Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....

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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Tech support: Do you have a colour printer?

Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.

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Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?

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Customer: can't get on the Internet.

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

Tech support: Are you running it under windows?

Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'

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And last but not least...

Tech support: 'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'

Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin.

Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

Blessed Good Friday & Easter!

2009-04-10T12:10:00.001+08:00

HE has no servants but they called HIM Master.

No Degree, but they called HIM Teacher.

No Medicine but they called HIM Healer.

No army, but Kings feared HIM.

He won no Military Battles , but HE Conquered the World.

He committed no crime, but they Crucified Him.

He was Buried in a Tomb, but is ALIVE TODAY!

He is humble but will always be Exalted.

His name is Jesus.

He is our Lord & Savior, our Hope & Guide.

Blessed Good Friday & Easter!

Mitsubishi boleh!!! Proton Mana???

2009-04-09T20:11:00.005+08:00

Speedy

2009-04-01T22:39:00.004+08:00

Ah, I'm loving it!

Good morning!!!

2009-03-27T20:17:00.011+08:00

Trust

2009-03-24T22:13:00.000+08:00

whatever happens...

i will still trust You...

Honda Prime

2009-03-15T01:16:00.004+08:00

Don't ask me why, but some how every time I see the new Honda City, it reminds me of Optimus Prime head. Especially the dark blue Honda City.

Right? Or maybe just to excited about the new movie...

Well, by the way... Revenge is coming...

Woot!!!!

Buatan Malaysia

2009-03-14T01:11:00.003+08:00

Made in Italy

Buatan Malaysia...

O_O"""

Earth hour 2009

2009-03-08T00:38:00.003+08:00

To Faith

2009-03-07T04:06:00.001+08:00

What did you do?

2009-03-04T23:37:00.000+08:00

Tomorrow God isn’t going to ask:
What did you dream?
What did you think?
What did you plan?
What did you preach?

He’s going to ask: What did you do?

Up to you

2009-02-28T22:24:00.003+08:00

God alone...

2009-02-22T23:26:00.000+08:00

Unchangeable
Unshakable
Unstoppable

That’s what You are

Retirement

2009-02-17T00:42:00.002+08:00

Besok genap satu tahun kerja...

Anyone looking forward for retirement plan?

hehe...

There's more to life than that by the way =)

By the way... this blog might retire soon...

Over power

2009-02-09T23:16:00.000+08:00

Above all else

2009-02-08T19:33:00.003+08:00

NO EYE HAS SEEN
NO EAR HAS HEARD
UNFAILING LOVE
FAR BEYOND WORDS

THE CROSS I SEE
YOUR BLOOD REDEEMS
MY IMPERFECTION
YOUR HANDS DIVINE
COME SHAPE THIS HEART OF MINE

HERE I STAND,
THIRSTING FOR YOU
HERE I AM,
SURRENDER TO YOU
LET MY LIFE BE YOUR CLAY
MOULD ME IN YOUR WAY

HERE I STAND,
DESPERATE FOR YOU
HERE I AM,
A VESSEL FOR YOU
LET MY LIFE SING YOUR PRAISE
BRING HONOR TO YOUR NAME

BEAUTY UNFOLDS
JOY OVERFLOWS
YOUR GRACE BEGINS
THIS TREASURE WITHIN

ABOVE ALL ELSE
ABOVE ALL ELSE
WE EXALT YOU
WE EXALT YOU

Everything Made in Japan

2009-01-27T01:17:00.004+08:00

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.

The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.

A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....

Japanese : Look ...look ... Toyota !! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan !
Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia .

Driver : yah lah .....

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.

Japanese : look.... look.... Nissan !!!..... very good !! very fast! made in Japan ! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia

Driver: yah lah....yah lah...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !

Japanese : look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan ! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia

Driver: yah...yah...yah....!

Arriving at the airport,the Japanese is about to pay the taxi driver.

Japanese : How much?

Driver: RM150/-

Japanese : Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge !!!

Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!!....very good!!!.....
very fast!!!.... Made in Japan !!!

RAM

2009-01-18T21:17:00.002+08:00

Notebook in need of more RAM...

u r cantik

2009-01-08T00:10:00.004+08:00

lol lol lol!!!

Tully beautifully!!!

Speedy

2009-01-02T22:13:00.010+08:00

"TM plans to roll out the service by 2012, offering surfing speeds of 2Mbps to 1Gbps." The star online, Friday, 2nd January.

Just say if you download an episode of Heroes, probably ranged around 350Megabytes(MB).

So with full 2Mbps speed, in computing calculation you will get 256Kilobytes(KB) per second (2Mbps x 1024 / 8 = 256KB) or 0.256Megabytes per second.

Means you need around ([350MB/0.256MB] / 60 seconds) 22 ~ 25 minutes, to finish downloading an episode of Heroes. That if with full speed of 2Mbps.

1Gbps = 1024 Mbps

1Gbps is 512 times (1024/2 = 512) faster than 2Mbps!!!

So to download an episode of Heroes with full 1Gbps speed you only need ([25min/512] x 60) around 3 minutes.

WOW!!! 3 minutes to download an episode of Heroes.

Imagine download a mp3 song just less than a second...

Sweet... =)

Summary 2008

2008-12-31T20:39:00.000+08:00

Up and down, left and right, side to side and vice versa.

2008 isn't really a good year to me.

There's uncertainty how my future going to look like, everything seem just shattered to million pieces. My plans, dream, goals & etc. It seem like this is the end of the road in my life.

But God has really been faithful to me, by patching back the brokenness little by little.

Each of us go through different phases of life, some might be worst some might be better, but whatever it's, don't give up.

You fall, you stand up again & keep walking, fall & you stand & keep walking again again and again.

Don't dwell in the past, but let the pain in the past make you a stronger person, not breaking you apart.

It seem there's no more hope in this darkness, hold on to Him for He will never fail, for He is our hope & strength to move on in this wicked world.

The dawn is breaking...

See you next year, God bless =)

Nothing & something

2008-12-20T15:05:00.001+08:00

Who am I?
It's nothing

Who He is?
It's someting

Gift exchange

2008-12-18T00:04:00.005+08:00

Comel giler!!!

Christmas gift exchange from office...

Stoning...

2008-12-14T15:07:00.005+08:00

Undang-undang

2008-11-27T21:56:00.004+08:00

Dear drivers.

Please don't on your hazard light when you are driving. It will confuse other drivers around you, not sure whether you are going to turn right or left especially in the heavy rain. Promise?

OK please sign below for acknowledgement,

..........................

Are you with me?

2008-11-25T23:37:00.008+08:00

Often most of us, when calamity strikes us,
only we will start seeking Him.

Prayer life all of sudden become so detail and consistent.

Probably from 1 minute prayer before this,
extended to 10 minutes or more now!

Only when we are desperate in the midst of difficulty we start to seek Him.

Life seem to be very difficult this point of time...
Nevertheless famous quote 'life still goes on'...
No quitting or giving up...
Knowing that He will be our strength in the midst of storm...

YES, I know He's my strength whatever the situation is...
whether it's for the better or for the worst...

Told Him with full assurance,
"As long You're with me, I'm sure I will go through this"...
He answered back,
"Yes, I'm with you all the time, but are you with me?"

A silent moment in me all of sudden...

Are you with me?
This question been repeating in my mind constantly today.
Simple question, but yet difficult to answer.

Are we only with Him during the storm of our life?

Are we only with Him when we need Him?

Are we only with Him when we need something?

Jesus replied to me "Are you with me?"...

K850i thousand years ago?

2008-11-23T18:10:00.006+08:00

Hmm K850i should I? should I not?

By the way...

Ah beng was having some discussion with some Russian & American scientists. The Russian scientist said that they had dug 100 m depth & found copper wires dating 1000 years old. They concluded that the Russians had telephone systems 1000 years ago.

The American scientists then said that they dug 100 m depth & found some fibre optic cables dating 1000 years old. The Americans concluded that their ancestors had high technology digital phones 1000 years ago.

Then Ah Beng said, "Aaaaaiiyah! That is nothing. Here, we also dig 100m depth and we found nothing. Therefore ah, 1000 years ago, we already got hand phone you know ???".

lol!!!

[Taken from "An Ah Beng a day keeps the doctors away" book]

Lovely desk...

2008-11-20T18:43:00.000+08:00

Permission slip

2008-11-18T18:35:00.003+08:00

For the husband...

For the wife...

-_-"

Poorer by RM _ ?

2008-11-15T02:31:00.005+08:00

Click for better reading (MUST READ!!!)...

Closer...

Yalo... that's why poorer by RM 1... aih...

Anyone can assist this kind soul to pay his RM 1 fine?

Please call 012-3456789... Thanks

Terima kasih

2008-11-11T20:42:00.003+08:00

Thanks for all the SMS & calls...

Really appreciate that...

I almost forgotten about it tho...

Hehe... Thank you x 3...

Style

2008-11-05T20:30:00.013+08:00

Passing rate = 65%

Fail rate= 64%

Pass with flying color = 100%

Pass with style = 65%

Yeah man... got 65% for ITIL exam!!!!

Gosh... almost out of breath and faint in the exam room!!!

Yep once you are done with the exam on the computer,
they will generate the result on the spot...

Technology nowadays almost kill me...

Should have study harder... aih... hehe

Books = zzzz!!!

By the way really thank God for passing...

Even tho not with flying colors at least with style!!!

*trying comfort myself*

Result of passing:

ITIL cert...

&

ITIL pin that look like this:

Will get the green one (ke le feh) for now,
the higher level will be like purple (so so nia) & red (hardcore?).

Haiyo ke le feh level also want faint liow, probably the higher level can taste "heaven".

The tin will look something like this:

Usually they pin it on the ID tag the 'string' area...

Indirectly telling the others we're ITIL certify... show off sikit!!!

By the way... the most important question...

How about salary raise?

Slowly wait larh...

Since can't pass with flying colors...

Why not try passing with "style"?

It's all about style... haha!

p/s: ITIL it's more like an IT management paper.

3rd November 2008

2008-11-03T20:23:00.004+08:00

12am: Bangun awal tengok F1

3am: Tidur

6am: Bangun pagi gosok gigi, cuci muka, makan roti...

7am: Reach office...On laptop...

7:30am: Sit on the chair like zombie... don't even have energy to click the mouse...

8:am: Lepak in cafe breakfast with colleagues...

8:30am: back to work.... still like zombie... very slow...

9:30am:
Manager: Jimmy go level one for ITIL (IT Infrastucture Library) classes/course....

Me: HUH??? now???

Manager: Yep... got some of them can't make it... So you join that batch 1st...

Me: *walk to the course room like zombie*

and guess what...

GOT EXAM ON WEDNESDAY!!!

Aih exam~~~ AIH~~~ AIH~~~

K stop blogging now...

I need go study...

The last time I study was a year ago =_="""

Passing rate 65/100 ... AIH!!! God bless me...

Rise

2008-11-02T00:03:00.004+08:00

There's a peace I've come to know,
Though my heart and flesh may fail,
There's an anchor for my soul,
I can say, "It is well".

There's a day that's drawing near,
When this darkness breaks to light,
And the shadows disappear,
And my faith shall be my eyes,

Jesus has overcome,
And the grave is overwhelmed,
The victory is won,
He is risen from the dead.

I will rise when He calls my name,
No more sorrow, no more pain,
I will rise on eagles' wings,
Before my God, fall on my knees,
And rise,
I will rise.

And I hear the voice of many angels sing,
"Worthy is the Lamb"
And I hear the cry of every longing heart,
"Worthy is the Lamb"

No more sorrow,
No more pain,
And rise,
I will rise...

New job

2008-10-30T22:56:00.004+08:00

WAITER: jimmy

Since when I changed my job?... hmm =\

Season of pain

2008-10-27T00:15:00.001+08:00

Don't let the pain of one season,
destroy the joy of all the rest.

Don't judge life by one difficult season.

Persevere through the difficult patches;
And better times are sure to come some time or late.

Rascal Flatts - My Wish

2008-10-18T08:05:00.002+08:00

I hope the days come easy and the moments pass slow,
And each road leads you where you wanna go,
And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose,
I hope you choose the one that means the most to you.
And if one door opens to another door closed,
I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window,
If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile,

But more than anything, more than anything,
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
Your dreams stay big, your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
And while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.

I hope you never look back, but ya never forget,
All the ones who love you, in the place you left,
I hope you always forgive, and you never regret,
And you help somebody every chance you get,
Oh, you find God's grace, in every mistake,
And always give more than you take.

But more than anything, yeah, more than anything,
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
And while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
And while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.
This is my wish
I hope you know somebody loves you
May all your dreams stay big

Ring

2008-10-10T23:29:00.002+08:00

Something for laughter... got it from a friend...

It all start with...

Telephone ring
Engagement ring
Wedding ring

Finally and for your entire life... 4. Suffer-ring

Haha... so cool.... by the way... hope it make you smile =)

All in Him

2008-10-08T21:01:00.003+08:00

All the circumstances
All the brokenness
All the darkness
All the pain

All in all, just trust in Him...

Weight

2008-09-18T22:36:00.008+08:00

Been receiving lots comment about me losing weight.

But didn't notice it, probably everyday we look at ourselves at the mirror, day & night so wouldn't notice it.

Thought it was a minor thing, but was wondering how come everyone commented as if an elephant became a giraffe.

Went to meet the Cheras people, and saw a weighing machine in Wei-Li/I house. Very 'excited' to check my weight. Often do that in anyone house that had a weighing machine, cause I'm to poor to own a weighing machine at home =(.

The last time I weight myself was 73KG. Wei-Li said her weighing machine 2kg extra wan... so if the result of the weighing machine shows 68KG... you must minus 2 KG... so your real weight will be 65KG... Am I right kids? ... hehe some maths lesson from the "guru"...

BTW... Wei-Li's weighing machine showed that I'm 70KG... So I was like... hmm 3KG hilang... ok larh not that bad...

Went back home only remembered have to minus 2 from the weighing machine's result... WAH LAU 70KG - 2 = 68KG ... I lost 5 KG!!!... I AM SO NOT PROUD of it... now I know why from an elephant to giraffe...

Next mission... eat like tomorrow never comes... hoho...

Anyone wanna treat me for a meal?

I'm so willing to accept it without any hesitation... =)

Tough

2008-09-14T22:06:00.007+08:00

1st...dad passed away

2nd...some issue with police requesting to do post-mortem on my dad's body...but we refused by convincing the police it was an accident...

3rd...some error with dad's death certificate...need to run around the state to get the proper documents (that also take almost 3 days...=_=""") for the amendment to be made on the death cert...

4th...I'm down with measles... second attack... MC for the whole week...

5th...Next... I need to rebuild the broken road... off course not alone... Thank God I'm still alive... phew... been 'sweating' tremendously...

Just wondering when will my road be officially 'normal' again...