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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Thought

Got this email from colleague, I usually don't really like to read forwarded email, especially some lengthy emails, but this email caught my attention. Something to think about, here it goes...

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by:

holding up a $20.00 bill In the room of 200, he asked,

'Who would like this $20 bill?'

Hands started going up.


He said,

'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this.'


He proceeded to
crumple up the $20 dollar bill .

He then asked,

'Who still wants it?'

Still the hands were up in the air.

Well, he replied,

'What if I do this?'

And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.

'Now, who still wants it?'

Still the hands went into the air.

'My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value.
'

'It was still worth $20. '

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.

We feel as though we are worthless.

But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you.

Especially God.

If God brings you to it.

He will bring you through it.

Friday, April 11, 2008

The banana test

Got this email from Siew Mei...

The pisang test...

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There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off
the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

ur answer will reflect your personality.


So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.













If your answer is:


Lion = you're dull.


Chimpanzee = you're a moron.


Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.


Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.











A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS!!!

####################################


PISANG PENGSAN!!!
I feel so the brainless now...

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Cursing & blessing.

One of my colleague who joined same time with me, got his ING Insurans/Medical card from the HR department almost a month earlier than me.

Usually you will need to collect it once the HR emailed you, but my colleague got the mail and I didn't, plus we both enter the company the same time.

So I went and ask, they said I need to wait for the mail.

Then again I was thinking no harm tho, even I don't have the card. Will only use it when I'm sick, but... who want to get sick? I don't want to get sick, my task will be overflowing like "honey" if I took MC. T_T

Finally got my email to collect the medical card last Friday & was very excited!!!

It looks orangy (Joanna Khoo you sure like it wan =P)


















But then again... nothing much to be excited about.
Not I'm going to use it btw.
I don't want to get sick!

BUT then...

Guess what???

I'm down with the "triple" killer virus...

on the following week!!!

Sore throat, flu and fever/cold!!!

Mangkuk betul, so "timely"

FAINT!!!

Thank God for the orangy card , if not I have to dig out from my own wallet with the total amount of= RM...























RM 42!!! for some antibiotics, cough mixture and flu pills. =_="""

So no choice have to take...








"Surat sakit', direct translation -sick letter-... lol

But well beside feeling weak, sick & worrying about my task will be overflowing like "honey" the next day in office... There's also blessing to it too:
  1. The company still paid me to sleep at home and do nothing... ngek ngek... free ca$h huh?
  2. Got to do my own stuff, especially buying a new LCD monitor for myself, since my sis's using my current monitor now... their monitor kaput d... Thank God dad paid half for the new LCD monitor, if not I need to borrow from loan shark...
  3. New colour printer too since my sis's colour printer also kaput... blame them for not taking care of it ... hehe...





































GOSH!!! I will stay in my room more often now...

I don't mind falling sick again next time after all... free ca$h and lovely LCD monitor...

lol just kidding, I don't want to get sick anytime soon.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Ready 1..2.. Smile!!!

Graduation ceremony is around the mamak corner.

Went to uni to collect my gown robe for the convocation. After collecting it, there this 'rule and regulation' paper thing for you to read.

Basically it contains information such as which room to gather, what time to be there and etc. The interesting part is this...


















(Click on picture for clearer view)

If you see properly on point 4.4 and 4.5, the part they mentioned:

4.4 Shake hands with the Guest of Honour/Chancellor &....



4.5 Walk towards the University representative who will present the degree folder to you. Remember to look at the camera...



I was 'smiling' when I read this in front of the person who gave this piece of paper to me...lol

By the way it's once in a life time event, so I shall give my best smile to the camera and to my parents who has been supporting me all this day...SMILE!!!


Tuesday, April 1, 2008

April are you fool?

I like the tune of this song,
acoustic Hawaiian style... hoho...


Imagine you had a friend name called April. So every year 1st of April you will always call her a fool... lol...

By the way this morning (1st of April) was raining heavily like tigers cats and dogs.

As usual woke up like a zombie from resident evil movie, except the part where they bite the human.

So yah, did the usual morning routine, bangun pagi, gosok gigi, makan loti... then beli belah go office...

F.Y.I (for your informasi - we use that often in e-mail), the thing I dislike the most is receiving e-mails, because everyday 24/7 you will be receiving e-mails from client/user/customer/human.

So... I on my desktop... on outlook... haiyo!!! banyak emails. It usually take 1-2hours the fastest to clear up all the emails, replying-lah, assit-lah, advice-lah, this lah that lah and banyak-banyak-lah...lol.

THEN!!!... my colleague... she is in the control & monitoring team, something like monitor everyones task/job/duty and etc... so she said "EH Jimmy, your DW (Digital Workflow) application got problem lar... all the task/case you completed got problem... they all sent emails regarding the DW problem"

I was like ... from sleepy face ... (-_-)... to... (O_O)..."serious ah??!!!? send me the email (gosh another email another suffering... lol)"... habis lah there goes my career dalam longkang besar.

Then I opened the mail....

APRIL FOOL!!!

=_=.... GRRR, mangkuk sudu garpu betul!!!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Dream



















Soon soon...
Give me 40 more years... T_T

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Tag oh tag...

Game rules:
A. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves. Tag 8 people. Those who are tagged cannot refuse.

B. These 8 people must state who they were tagged by (Anna Teoh Teoh Teoh). You cannot tag the person who tagged you. Continue this game by sending this to 8 other people. People who are tagged will be blessed and their wishes will come true in the future (This is totally nonsense).


1.If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Er, reaction ar... re-action...erm...

Bad wife: Jimmy, I had an affair with other guy.

Jimmy: OH!!! REALLY!!!??? I knew it long time ago by the way...

2.What will you do if you do not share the same feelings as the person who likes you?
I don't know lah, tak pernah experience...

3.What will your dream wedding be like?
Wait till I get attached only I will dream about it...

4.Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?
Confuse ar? No la... It comes then come lo... if not then tarak lo

5.What's your ideal lover like?
A woman?

6.Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone else?
Being loved

7.If the person you like does not accept you, would you continue to wait for them to change their feelings?
Hoho, of course... very loyal wan... wait till old age... DUH... first come first serve...

8.If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
"Oh my dear, you know actually all this while I have been loving you from the bottom of my heart"... eh excuse me... life still goes on k...

9.Is there anything that has made you unhappy recently?
Got...

10.What do you want most in life?
Take out most of my strength or capability to be blessing to the others.

11.Is being tagged fun?
Not really... hehe... once awhile ok lar

12.If you find out that your best friend is going out with your boyfriend/girlfriend, how would you react?
Best friend...I tarak...If got... I will ask him/her... "Bila kahwin?"

13.Who is currently the most important person to you?
That person...

14.What kind of person do you think I am?
Mysterious... O_O

15.What is the most unforgettable thing/event in your life?
Er... I fail all my papers on my 1st semester of adv dip T_T ... hoho... dare to fail!

16.If the person you secretly like cannot recognize you, what would you do/how would you react?
I won't like someone who don't really know me...

17.Would you give your all in a relationship?
No... Is all about give and take...

18.If you fall in love with two persons simultaneously, who would you pick?
I don't know... I didn't have the chance to "pick".

19.What type of friends do you like?

Sincere

20.If you played a prank on someone, and he/she fell for the trick, what would you do?
Spend him/her a meal? haha...

8 People to tag
Esther Goh... (HOI!!! update your blog pls...lol)
Wei-li
Wei-I
Gideon
Fay Lin
Doulos (Hehe you better do it)
Oon-Yow (Hello!!! update blog pls)
Victoria Wong (Your favorite tag I guess =P)

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