Office

I go for the second wan, don't need think so much...

ngek...ngek...ngek...!!!

Religious Husband

A husband comes from church,
he greeted his wife and lifted her up.

He carried her around the house.

Then the wife so surprised and she asked ,
"Did the bishop preach about being romantic?"

The husband said
"No, he said we must carry our burdens and sorrows"

O_O"""

Kung Fu

IT'S SO HILLARIOUS!!!
IS A MUST TO WATCH SHOW!!!
Laugh like crazy people from the beginning till the end... stomach also pain liow...lol!!!

The Stand

Luxurious

Wife: Dear, can we go shopping? Some where like Pavilion, something grand, something luxurious, branded & expensive?

Husband: Sure no problem...

Wife: Really!!!??? Where to dear!!!???

Husband: Petrol station.... my dear...

Dye

How do you dye your hair?

Take a gun and shoot your hair...
then your hair mah dye lorh!!!

Ngek ngek ngek... believe it or not...

Now you know I know we know

SMS

Was in PD last week, for Church camp.

So I got this SMS from my youngest sister, it was during last day of camp:

Sis: Alien do u know this number 017884####?

*btw she call me 'alien' cause I always called her 'bangali'*

Me: I don't know...

Sis: Alien koko what time come back? u sit alien car or alien roket or alien tu tu train?

Me: I fly back.

Sis: Come back now already arh? then i give u 5 minit comback if not u buy big teddy bear 4 me! =P

*I malas nak layan her d, then she replied again*

Sis: 12 minit have gone! u give me 2 teddy bear !

*she really does keep track of the time for me to fly back home in 5 min because both sms are 13 minutes apart ...=_=""" *

*as usual I lazy to reply her*

Sis: I think I dont want 2 teddy bear! I want ha ha ha ha ha! u think I want what? ur money?no use, ur hp? ur hp too old, I want something new and can online oh... ur computer give us play...

*my sis's computer just kaput recently, & I pantang them touching my computer... but then I know they don't dare use my com without my permission... so I don't bother reply her*

Sis: If u no reply now mean we can play ur computer lah!

*lazy reply*

Sis: we open loh! touch ur computer folder loh!

Sis: Don't worry, be happy...

Sis: Y ur computer cant move already! blue blue screen 1, what happen?

*was so iritated by her sms spamming and I replied her*

Me: You better don't on ah...

Sis: Alien fool lah!

She thought I believe her... =_="""

GOSH!!! Irritating!!! ... but non the less... when I read back the sms she sent, It was quite hilarious actually... pengsan man...!!!

Memang bangali... lol