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Debt....

One day in the month of March...























Found a 'lost' parking ticket in Pyramid,
so... the most kind hearted Jimmy picked it up...














on 9th March 2009, 1939 hour...
After a month +...


















Kind hearted Jimmy decided to slot the ticket to it's "home"...
BUT...











the ticket hutang Sunway Pyramid RM283!!!

Now I'm in "debt" with Sunway Pyramid Corp...

Ticket oh ticket...

Technical Support

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Female customer: A white one...

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Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....

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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Tech support: Do you have a colour printer?

Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.

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Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?

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Customer: can't get on the Internet.

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

Tech support: Are you running it under windows?

Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'

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And last but not least...

Tech support: 'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'

Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin.

Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

Blessed Good Friday & Easter!

HE has no servants but they called HIM Master.

No Degree, but they called HIM Teacher.

No Medicine but they called HIM Healer.

No army, but Kings feared HIM.

He won no Military Battles , but HE Conquered the World.

He committed no crime, but they Crucified Him.

He was Buried in a Tomb, but is ALIVE TODAY!

He is humble but will always be Exalted.

His name is Jesus.

He is our Lord & Savior, our Hope & Guide.

Blessed Good Friday & Easter!

Mitsubishi boleh!!! Proton Mana???

Speedy

Ah, I'm loving it!