Summary 2008

Up and down, left and right, side to side and vice versa.

2008 isn't really a good year to me.

There's uncertainty how my future going to look like, everything seem just shattered to million pieces. My plans, dream, goals & etc. It seem like this is the end of the road in my life.

But God has really been faithful to me, by patching back the brokenness little by little.

Each of us go through different phases of life, some might be worst some might be better, but whatever it's, don't give up.

You fall, you stand up again & keep walking, fall & you stand & keep walking again again and again.

Don't dwell in the past, but let the pain in the past make you a stronger person, not breaking you apart.

It seem there's no more hope in this darkness, hold on to Him for He will never fail, for He is our hope & strength to move on in this wicked world.

The dawn is breaking...

See you next year, God bless =)

Nothing & something

Who am I?
It's nothing

Who He is?
It's someting

Gift exchange

Comel giler!!!























Christmas gift exchange from office...

Stoning...

Undang-undang

Dear drivers.

Please don't on your hazard light when you are driving. It will confuse other drivers around you, not sure whether you are going to turn right or left especially in the heavy rain. Promise?

OK please sign below for acknowledgement,

..........................

Are you with me?

Often most of us, when calamity strikes us,
only we will start seeking Him.

Prayer life all of sudden become so detail and consistent.

Probably from 1 minute prayer before this,
extended to 10 minutes or more now!

Only when we are desperate in the midst of difficulty we start to seek Him.

Life seem to be very difficult this point of time...
Nevertheless famous quote 'life still goes on'...
No quitting or giving up...
Knowing that He will be our strength in the midst of storm...

YES, I know He's my strength whatever the situation is...
whether it's for the better or for the worst...

Told Him with full assurance,
"As long You're with me, I'm sure I will go through this"...
He answered back,
"Yes, I'm with you all the time, but are you with me?"

A silent moment in me all of sudden...

Are you with me?
This question been repeating in my mind constantly today.
Simple question, but yet difficult to answer.

Are we only with Him during the storm of our life?

Are we only with Him when we need Him?

Are we only with Him when we need something?

Jesus replied to me "Are you with me?"...

K850i thousand years ago?

Hmm K850i should I? should I not?
























By the way...

Ah beng was having some discussion with some Russian & American scientists. The Russian scientist said that they had dug 100 m depth & found copper wires dating 1000 years old. They concluded that the Russians had telephone systems 1000 years ago.

The American scientists then said that they dug 100 m depth & found some fibre optic cables dating 1000 years old. The Americans concluded that their ancestors had high technology digital phones 1000 years ago.

Then Ah Beng said, "Aaaaaiiyah! That is nothing. Here, we also dig 100m depth and we found nothing. Therefore ah, 1000 years ago, we already got hand phone you know ???".

lol!!!

[Taken from "An Ah Beng a day keeps the doctors away" book]

Lovely desk...

Permission slip

For the husband...



































For the wife...










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Poorer by RM _ ?

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Closer...








Yalo... that's why poorer by RM 1... aih...




Anyone can assist this kind soul to pay his RM 1 fine?

Please call 012-3456789... Thanks

Terima kasih

Thanks for all the SMS & calls...

Really appreciate that...

I almost forgotten about it tho...

Hehe... Thank you x 3...

Style

Passing rate = 65%

Fail rate= 64%

Pass with flying color = 100%

Pass with style = 65%

Yeah man... got 65% for ITIL exam!!!!

Gosh... almost out of breath and faint in the exam room!!!

Yep once you are done with the exam on the computer,
they will generate the result on the spot...

Technology nowadays almost kill me...

Should have study harder... aih... hehe

Books = zzzz!!!

By the way really thank God for passing...

Even tho not with flying colors at least with style!!!

*trying comfort myself*

Result of passing:

ITIL cert...

&

ITIL pin that look like this:






Will get the green one (ke le feh) for now,
the higher level will be like purple (so so nia) & red (hardcore?).

Haiyo ke le feh level also want faint liow, probably the higher level can taste "heaven".

The tin will look something like this:
















Usually they pin it on the ID tag the 'string' area...

Indirectly telling the others we're ITIL certify... show off sikit!!!

By the way... the most important question...

How about salary raise?

Slowly wait larh...

Since can't pass with flying colors...

Why not try passing with "style"?

It's all about style... haha!

p/s: ITIL it's more like an IT management paper.

3rd November 2008

12am: Bangun awal tengok F1

3am: Tidur

6am: Bangun pagi gosok gigi, cuci muka, makan roti...

7am: Reach office...On laptop...

7:30am: Sit on the chair like zombie... don't even have energy to click the mouse...

8:am: Lepak in cafe breakfast with colleagues...

8:30am: back to work.... still like zombie... very slow...

9:30am:
Manager: Jimmy go level one for ITIL (IT Infrastucture Library) classes/course....

Me: HUH??? now???

Manager: Yep... got some of them can't make it... So you join that batch 1st...

Me: *walk to the course room like zombie*

and guess what...

GOT EXAM ON WEDNESDAY!!!

Aih exam~~~ AIH~~~ AIH~~~

K stop blogging now...

I need go study...

The last time I study was a year ago =_="""

Passing rate 65/100 ... AIH!!! God bless me...

Rise

There's a peace I've come to know,
Though my heart and flesh may fail,
There's an anchor for my soul,
I can say, "It is well".

There's a day that's drawing near,
When this darkness breaks to light,
And the shadows disappear,
And my faith shall be my eyes,

Jesus has overcome,
And the grave is overwhelmed,
The victory is won,
He is risen from the dead.

I will rise when He calls my name,
No more sorrow, no more pain,
I will rise on eagles' wings,
Before my God, fall on my knees,
And rise,
I will rise.

And I hear the voice of many angels sing,
"Worthy is the Lamb"
And I hear the cry of every longing heart,
"Worthy is the Lamb"

No more sorrow,
No more pain,
And rise,
I will rise...

New job

WAITER: jimmy

Since when I changed my job?... hmm =\

Season of pain

Don't let the pain of one season,
destroy the joy of all the rest.

Don't judge life by one difficult season.

Persevere through the difficult patches;
And better times are sure to come some time or late.

Rascal Flatts - My Wish

I hope the days come easy and the moments pass slow,
And each road leads you where you wanna go,
And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose,
I hope you choose the one that means the most to you.
And if one door opens to another door closed,
I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window,
If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile,

But more than anything, more than anything,
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
Your dreams stay big, your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
And while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.

I hope you never look back, but ya never forget,
All the ones who love you, in the place you left,
I hope you always forgive, and you never regret,
And you help somebody every chance you get,
Oh, you find God's grace, in every mistake,
And always give more than you take.

But more than anything, yeah, more than anything,
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
And while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
And while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.
This is my wish
I hope you know somebody loves you
May all your dreams stay big

Ring

Something for laughter... got it from a friend...

It all start with...

1. Telephone ring
2. Engagement ring
3. Wedding ring

Finally and for your entire life... 4. Suffer-ring

Haha... so cool.... by the way... hope it make you smile =)

All in Him

All the circumstances
All the brokenness
All the darkness
All the pain

All in all, just trust in Him...

Weight

Been receiving lots comment about me losing weight.

But didn't notice it, probably everyday we look at ourselves at the mirror, day & night so wouldn't notice it.

Thought it was a minor thing, but was wondering how come everyone commented as if an elephant became a giraffe.

Went to meet the Cheras people, and saw a weighing machine in Wei-Li/I house. Very 'excited' to check my weight. Often do that in anyone house that had a weighing machine, cause I'm to poor to own a weighing machine at home =(.

The last time I weight myself was 73KG. Wei-Li said her weighing machine 2kg extra wan... so if the result of the weighing machine shows 68KG... you must minus 2 KG... so your real weight will be 65KG... Am I right kids? ... hehe some maths lesson from the "guru"...

BTW... Wei-Li's weighing machine showed that I'm 70KG... So I was like... hmm 3KG hilang... ok larh not that bad...

Went back home only remembered have to minus 2 from the weighing machine's result... WAH LAU 70KG - 2 = 68KG ... I lost 5 KG!!!... I AM SO NOT PROUD of it... now I know why from an elephant to giraffe...

Next mission... eat like tomorrow never comes... hoho...

Anyone wanna treat me for a meal?

I'm so willing to accept it without any hesitation... =)

Tough

1st...dad passed away

2nd...some issue with police requesting to do post-mortem on my dad's body...but we refused by convincing the police it was an accident...

3rd...some error with dad's death certificate...need to run around the state to get the proper documents (that also take almost 3 days...=_=""") for the amendment to be made on the death cert...

4th...I'm down with measles... second attack... MC for the whole week...

5th...Next... I need to rebuild the broken road... off course not alone... Thank God I'm still alive... phew... been 'sweating' tremendously...



















Just wondering when will my road be officially 'normal' again...

Dream...

You know most of the Chinese people believe that the dead, especially the one closest to you will come visit you in your dream or some other sort way (freaky).

I don't really believe that tho.

By the way I did dreamt about dad twice since the day he passed away.

1st we were having dinner together with my family member. At that moment I thought I had woke up from my dream (that's the reality now). By thinking the reality = dream, for now. So hard to accept the fact my dad has passed away... but realized it was just a dream...

2nd it was another dream seeing my dad sleeping beside my mom, I was so happy for my mom... but again it was just a dream...

So hard to face the reality huh?

So many question in my mind... trying figure it out so hard... but at the end of the day... that's the fact... I have to face it even tho I don't like it so much... life still goes on... as much as I wish it was a dream... this is a reality... no dreaming...

To those who smsed or called... and also give a hand in one way or another... thanks so much...

Got this sms... from one of my friend:
"There's a time to mourn, a time to live and a time to move on"

Life isn't fair all the time, life isn't about smooth sailing all the time... that's life...

I'm not pefect, but relying on God, using this pain to drive me to be a better person as the day goes by...

Dear dad

Hi dad,

You have been a great dad to me, relatives, colleagues and friends around you. I didn't know you are such a great dad till your friends and colleagues commented about your life. I'm so impress with you dad.

I wish that I able to tell you that I'm proud of you dad, I wish we able to go for dinner more , I wish we can do more things together, but no point wishing and regretting now. At least we have a good chat before you go.

I promise I will take care of mom and both sisters well in my hands. You rest in peace dad.

You will be always in our hearts.

I miss you dad, I will stay strong.

The random

Wah long time no blog liow...

Ok ok some update what's happening...

1. Believe it or not I got facebook (haih!!!) ... don't ask why... all because one Sunday afternoon I was bored... so end up register facebook... fall into temptation liow... I've sin... forgive me Lord T_T...

2. Without realizing, it's already 6 month I'm in the working world... wah... half a year liow... time really flies.... one blink... the next thing you know... I got white hair liow.... haha... but... not so fast yet... I still got lots things to do b4 all the white hair covered up my head... or probably no hair at all T_T

3. Erm... 3rd... ahdui nothing to update liow... to "happening" liow my life... till I forgot... haha by the way you know I know we know larh ya =) if you don't know then er... I can't help you... hehe

Wokay... some pictures... from Melaka... sempena ulang tahun ke 21 Anna Teoh Teoh Teoh:


















Can you see the red ghost behind... freaky~~~ =|










Some old tree... picture taken by Miss Jamie Khoo...



















Very nice ... picture taken by Miss Jamie Khoo Ah Mei again... =P



















Memang satu geng besar...

And oh ya... we ate with the dead...

































































YES... it's a grave yard... so cool rite... lol
























Eh miss... let the dead rest in peace can or not???

By the way...
I saw this super duper mega hyper lame product in the cosmetic department at Jusco:



















Wah lau... I can't believe it... is a LAMER cream!!! ... wahaha ... I like it...!!!
You can go the web see see look look at http://www.cremedelamer.com/

Ok larh that's all for now...
I just need some vacation...

Very fast, very furious...

This what happened when I was convoying with one of my colleague back...
and it's a LADY somemore!!!


















*I believe it hit till 170km/h too*

Suddenly I felt like Michael Schumacer...
but full of fear in me =_="""

Maybe she should consider a career in motor racing... hehe

Advice:
Do not follow/convoy back with a lady driver... especially after work... YES after work... they will be very stress... so means when they drive... they drive very fast ...& very furious @_@ ... lol

Aiyo I still got time take picture while I was driving at this speed =_="""

Now you know I know we know.

The cross in you...

Male VS female

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

HR policy

Dress Code
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.

2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.

If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Holiday Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Compassionate Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.

In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.

2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.

3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.

4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Office

I go for the second wan, don't need think so much...

ngek...ngek...ngek...!!!

Religious Husband

A husband comes from church,
he greeted his wife and lifted her up.

He carried her around the house.

Then the wife so surprised and she asked ,
"Did the bishop preach about being romantic?"

The husband said
"No, he said we must carry our burdens and sorrows"

O_O"""

Kung Fu

IT'S SO HILLARIOUS!!!
IS A MUST TO WATCH SHOW!!!
Laugh like crazy people from the beginning till the end... stomach also pain liow...lol!!!

The Stand

Luxurious

Wife: Dear, can we go shopping? Some where like Pavilion, something grand, something luxurious, branded & expensive?

Husband: Sure no problem...

Wife: Really!!!??? Where to dear!!!???

Husband: Petrol station.... my dear...

Dye

How do you dye your hair?

Take a gun and shoot your hair...
then your hair mah dye lorh!!!

Ngek ngek ngek... believe it or not...

Now you know I know we know

SMS

Was in PD last week, for Church camp.

So I got this SMS from my youngest sister, it was during last day of camp:

Sis: Alien do u know this number 017884####?

*btw she call me 'alien' cause I always called her 'bangali'*

Me: I don't know...

Sis: Alien koko what time come back? u sit alien car or alien roket or alien tu tu train?

Me: I fly back.

Sis: Come back now already arh? then i give u 5 minit comback if not u buy big teddy bear 4 me! =P

*I malas nak layan her d, then she replied again*

Sis: 12 minit have gone! u give me 2 teddy bear !

*she really does keep track of the time for me to fly back home in 5 min because both sms are 13 minutes apart ...=_=""" *

*as usual I lazy to reply her*

Sis: I think I dont want 2 teddy bear! I want ha ha ha ha ha! u think I want what? ur money?no use, ur hp? ur hp too old, I want something new and can online oh... ur computer give us play...

*my sis's computer just kaput recently, & I pantang them touching my computer... but then I know they don't dare use my com without my permission... so I don't bother reply her*

Sis: If u no reply now mean we can play ur computer lah!

*lazy reply*

Sis: we open loh! touch ur computer folder loh!

Sis: Don't worry, be happy...

Sis: Y ur computer cant move already! blue blue screen 1, what happen?

*was so iritated by her sms spamming and I replied her*

Me: You better don't on ah...

Sis: Alien fool lah!

She thought I believe her... =_="""

GOSH!!! Irritating!!! ... but non the less... when I read back the sms she sent, It was quite hilarious actually... pengsan man...!!!

Memang bangali... lol

I love RED

WOHOO!!! Manchester United are the Champions!!!

FYI

Past:

Human: Hey Jimmy, where are you working now?

Jimmy: Hey human, I'm working in Cyberjaya, EDS.

Human: EDS?

Jimmy: Electronic Data Systems, an IT outsourcing company.

Human: Ah... icic...*Blank face*

*there goes the need of long explanation*

Jimmy: You know company like Shell, Jusco, Singapore & U.S. Goverment, blah blah blah... we are their IT department.

Human: Ah... *Blank face again probably*

Now... (www.eds.com)










Human:

Human: Hey Jimmy, where are you working now?

Jimmy: Hey human, I'm working in Cyberjaya, HP.

Human: AH... I know that, it's a good company you work in.

lol... good to me too,
no more explanation... hehe @_@

AH!!! weekend... love it so much...

Digital key

Got this super cool... ok lar not super cool... but cool digital key, in other words auto generated password key.

Look like this...

The LCD screen will auto generate the 6 digit numbers every 60 second, can you see the a bar on the left of the screen, indicate 10 more seconds before this password expire. There is total of 6 bar, like those in your handphone indicate how many bar of battery power it's left.

So cool right, this password can be used wherever you are, is auto synchronize with the system to ensure the right password is generated on your LCD screen every 60 seconds.

Oh by the way with this password is not sufficient enough for you to enter the system, some of my colleague have 3 of it, every digital keys password are different password. GOSH... technology now days.

You have to associate your own personal password together with the digital key only to gain access the system. The more application system you use for work, the more digital keys you have. =_=

But if you lost it, advice by the manager... PLEASE LODGE A POLICE REPORT!!!... because it's seem to be very important tool especially for banking application.

Now I know why the department's called a IT security department. lol...

















Conventional VS Digital Key
Did you see the bar on the left of LCD... 50 more seconds before the password expire... @_@

P/S: Gosh I saw around new 50 slim boxes of DELL laptop in front of my company today... AHHH!!!!!!!! Pray hard one of it will be for me... DROOL DROOL DROOL!!!

Block

Dear readers,

The author is truly madly deeply sadly to inform that he's currently out of inspirasi for a new post.
















Writer's block

IT tips for mp3

Today Jimmy the IT nerd will show you a fabulous way to make your mp3 cooler and hotter.

First go to...























...Nero WaveEditor... then...


















...Open any audio file that's in your PC...
after opening...then...


















...Save your audio as 'Save As...' ... then...























Under 'Save as type:' click the down arrow button and select...










Lame MP3 Encoder(*.mp3) ...

I like that... Is a walking LAME mp3!!!

Believe it or not, just believe it!!!

Now you know I know we know.

That's all for today IT tips from the IT nerd.

Enjoy your weekend!

There I'm

It's over finally, all the sweat, stress & tension, being as a student.

Standing in the queue waiting for our turn to be on the stage, realizing more than a thousand orang-orang looking at us. Some how some where, the heart beat faster than usual, as if like I'm going to faint of heart attack anytime soon. #_#





































Nisbah populasi girl to guy is 2:9
It's a very sad statistic for the guys in IT department GLOBALLY!!! Aih...



















Tang Woan Koon, one of the girls in IT department, with hearing disability, giving speech with sign language while the lady beside her reading her message.

Spoke to her once awhile (using pen and paper and sometimes hand phone text). Very strong girl, even with hearing disability, her will to move on in life is very strong.

The message she gave, it's so encouraging, touching to the point of tearing. Tisu please... sob sob... T_T

By the way she has the longest and loudest clap from the audience, she deserve it, respect her.










All the hero and heroin brains.
























There's this beautiful lady gave me a bouquet of flowers, that's my mom!

Till now still wondering how on earth my dad able to pikat my mom. She super pretty oh, when she was young, saw it in her old photo album.

Must ask my dad for some wise advice... He got 'skill'... hoho!

By the way thanks dad for investing 50k on your worthy son...I shall try my best to repay the "debt"... Maybe... hehe

















Professor Jimmy Tan and Jimmy Wong having a serious discussion regarding IT Security in 21st century. Gosh... look like lawyers talking larh.


















3 IT Musketeer (Kevin, Jimmy & Jason),
If we 3 venture in IT business, J2K Tech...
confirm Bill Gates's house no more gates... lol!

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By the way thank You Lord for this day. Without Your strength and guidance, I won't be able to reach this far. Thank You Lord!